Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
your momma is so old she sat next to jesus in first grade.
ya mums so fat that she stepped on the scales and they said to be continued.
yo mama so stupid that 10 minutes after she bought a pine tree air freshener for her car she gets pulled over for weaving all over the road...... the cop says why are u swerving.. yo mama says... there's a damn tree in my way.
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