How is a healthy person like the United States?They both have good constitutions!
What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?Beneduck Arnold!
What’s big, cracked, and carries your luggage?The Liberty Bellhop!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?Liberty!
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?The infantry!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?The Boston Flea Party!
4th of July Quotes
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?The Americans licked the British!
What ghost haunted King George III?The spirit of ‘76!
Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?He was a Yankee doodler!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?Yankee Poodle!
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